The Hotel Lobby, Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out. RachelListen you know what sir? For the last time, I don't care what the computer says, we did not take a bag of Mashuga nuts from the mini-bar and we did not watch Dr. Do-Me-A-Little!
Joey(entering) Hey!
PhoebeOh! Joey uh, were you in our room last night?
JoeyNo. (Phoebe grabs the receipt and shows it to Joey who gets mad.) I was told the name of the movie would not appear on the bill!
(Chandler and Monica enter.)
Chandler(to the front desk clerk) Hi! We're checking out of the bridal suite.
Monica(depressed) That's right. I'm no longer a bride. I'll never be a bride again. Now, I'm just someone's wife!
ChandlerAnd I'm the happiest guy in the world! (Monica goes and sits down in a huff.) Oh come on, honey, don't be upset. We still have so much to look forward to!
MonicaOh yeah, right. (Rolls her eyes.)
ChandlerWe got the honeymoon.
MonicaOh, that's not 'til Thursday.
ChandlerThe wedding pictures?
MonicaThose won't be ready for weeks.
ChandlerNot the disposable cameras from the tables.
MonicaThat's true! (Happily) I knew I married you for a reason!
ChandlerI'll tell you what, I will go get them developed and you can go home.
MonicaOk.
(Joey giggles.)
ChandlerWhat? What did you take a picture of?
JoeyNothing! It was something.
ChandlerOk Ross has the cameras, has he checked out yet?
RachelAre you joking? Check out is not 'til noon and he has a good (checks her watch) eleven minutes left.
ChandlerSo?
MonicaSo, Ross's never checked out of a room a minute before he had to.
RachelYeah, one-one time, when we were dating, uh we got a late checkout, he got so excited it was the best sex we ever had. Until you know, he screamed out Radisson at the end.
ChandlerOk, well I'm gonna get Ross, get the cameras, and get them developed. (Joey laughs again.) 32 Joe. You're 32! (Exits)
Front Desk Clerk(To Monica) Here's a copy of your bill.
MonicaOh, thanks. (Reading the bill) Champagne, strawberries... Oh my God! I can't believe Chandler ordered porn on our wedding night!
JoeyYeah, that's sad. Mashuga nut? Ross's Hotel Room, There is a knock on the door. RossI have 6 minutes left!
Chandler(from outside) It's me.
RossOh (He lets Chandler in) Hi.
ChandlerHey. (He sees that Ross is packing all of the hotel toiletries) Soaps? Shampoos? Are you really taking all this stuff?
RossWhy not? It's-It's built into the price of the room.
ChandlerYeah but you don't need (Picks up something) What is this?
RossThread!
ChandlerScore! Where are the disposable cameras?
RossWhat disposable cameras?
ChandlerThe cameras? Remember last night I asked you to take them?
RossNo you didn't.
ChandlerYes! Remember? Right before we cut the cake, I went up to you and I said...
RossOh-oh yeah, you-you came up to me and-and asked if I could do you a favor, and then my Uncle Murray came up to you and handed you a check. And then you said, "Why do they call it a check? Why not a